Wil Anderson.

The Comedy Festival 2010 has begun, and the first act we see is Wil Anderson with his Wilosophy show at the Classic.  This lanky, vegetarian, jandal-wearing guy may have become my favourite Australian with his opinions on letting stupid humans fall of the face of the earth (those who run to a beach when a tsunami warning is announced), stopping children from having so many rights (and “milkachinos”), anal bleaching (“if someone is judging you on the colour of your anus, they’re the asshole”), masturbation and what drugs to take as you reach certain age milestones.